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Saturday, June 27, 2026

The Brutalist (2024 film)

Genre: Historic drama epic

Directed by: Brady Corbet

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I hestitated for a very long time before deciding to start this movie. I've always wanted to watch it becasuse I think Adrien Brody is one of the best actors of this generation. But seriously? Three fucking hours? In that time I could watch a standard-length horror movie, get a Thai massage, get some ink done and have time for coffee afterwards.

Now, the title of the film refers to the architecture style known as Brutalism whose features are exposed concrete/building materials, straight geometric shapes and bland colour pallettes - not anything to do with fighting or MMA.

So I'm torn - a three hour Adrien Brody movie just simply has to be the most epic movie in history. But a three hour movie about an architect - epic? Really? However, some time back when I was on holidays from work, I decided it's now or never - put my feet up, get a packed lunch, shut myself off from the world and hit play.

The plot:

The movie plays out in five parts - Overture, The Enigma Of Arrival, an intermission, The Hard Core Of Beauty and Epilogue: The First Architecture Biennale.

Adrien Brody plays Laszlo Toth, a Hungarian Jew who we see has escaped Europe, but without his wife or niece. Arriving in New York, he is processed and then jumps on a bus to Philadelphia to meet with his cousin, Attila (Alessandro Nivola) who runs a furniture and design store. Attila has Anglicised his surname, converted to Catholicism and married a Caucasian American, Audrey (Emma Laird). Letting Laszlo stay at a small room out the back of the showroom in return for his labour, Attila is soon approached by Harry Van Buren (Joe Alwyn) - the entitled son of wealthy industrialist Harrison Lee Van Buren - to perform a surprise redesign to his father's reading room at the enormous mansion they reside in just outside of town.

Laszlo's blunt European attitude and creative genius sees him win the trust of both Van Buren and Attila, so they get to work redesigning and rebuilding the room (but not without some accidental damage along the way). Unfortunately, the elder Van Buren (Guy Pearce) returns home earlier than expected and is outraged, first at a black man being present on his grounds, and then that his beloved reading room has been totally disassembled without his knowledge. Attila, Laszlo and the crew are all sent away. Back at the showroom/home, Attila evicts Laszlo by blaming him for the fact that the Van Buren's won't pay for the redesign due to damage done to the Van Buren property during the renovation, as well as accusing him of attempting to seduce his wife.

Laszlo finds work at a construction site alongside Gordon (the black man that Van Buren accosted earlier on, played by Isaach De Bankole), but has picked up a heroin addiction that Gordon is aiding. One day while at work, the elder Van Buren appears and takes Toth out for a meal where he apologises for the non-payment and accusations of damage, but indicates that it was Harry who was behind that. The reason for the meal is that Van Buren actually liked Laszlo's work, found out that he is actually a world-class architect back in Europe and after a subsequent swanky dinner, commissions him to build a memorial building to his mother that serves as a community centre. At the dinner, Laszlo meets with Hoffman (Peter Polycarpou), Van Buren's personal attorney who promises to see what he can do about expediting the removal of Erzsébet (Felicity Jones) and Zsofia (Rafey Cassidy) from war-torn Europe.

Work begins on the memorial where Laszlo's lives on site in the guest house and employs Gordon and his son.

After the intermission, we then get the second half of the story.

At a train station, Laszlo FINALLY reunites with his long-lost wife who now confined to a wheelchair as a result of osteoperosis, as well as his niece, Szofia who is selectively mute. They all go to inspect progress on the building site. We see Laszlo's genius conflict with the available budget and other constraints imposed by Leslie, the builder brought in by Van Buren to make the vision happen, to the point that Laszlo agrees to forfeit his remaining fee to make sure the building is made to his specification.

At a subsequent lunch, Harry makes disparaging remarks to Laszlo regarding the fact he is a foreigner, as well as indicating that he wants to make a move on Szofia.

A derailment of a train carrying materials for the project causes a delay and embarrassment, especially since the train that derailed was from Van Buren's own company. In his ensuing rage, Van Buren summarily dismisses everyone, much to Laszlo's chargrin who thinks Van Buren is being dismissive of the workers who are in hospital because of the project and that he should be looking after them.

We then see Laszlo working as a draftsman in New York City, as well as his wife working as a New York newspaper columnist, when Laszlo is approached by Hoffman. At family dinner that night, a pregnant Szofia and her husband Benyamin announce that they plan to move to Israel, enraging Laszlo and Erzsébet who soon calm down and apologise. Laszlo then announces that Van Buren has sorted out the legal issues from the train derailment and wishes to restart the memorial project.

Laszlo and Van Buren take a trip to Italy to inspect marble from Carrara with assistance from Orazio (Salvatore Sansone) who seems to have some shared war history with Laszlo. After sorting the purchase out, Orazio organises a party down in the mine. Laszlo, clearly affected by heroin, gets flirty with a pretty Italian woman, but then goes and lies down. Van Buren takes advantage of this opportunity to sexually assault Laszlo while making demeaning comments about Laszlo's ethnicity and position in life.

Back in America, Laszlo throws himself into his work as a way of handling the shame of what happened to him in Italy to the point that he yells at workers over minor infractions and summarily dismisses Gordon, his faithful friend -  he is now what we might call a miserable son of a bitch. This is highlighted by an argument Laszlo and Erzsébet have in the car about how unwelcome immigrants are in America. That night, Erzsébet wakes up in sharp pain from her osteoperosis, but there isn't enough prescription medication available to effectively treat it so Laszlo gives her a shot of heroin. This leads to Laszlo and Erzsébet finally being able to have sex again, but also damn near kills her. In the hospital bed, Laszlo agrees with Erzsébet's plan to move to Jerusalem to be grandparents to Szofia's daughter.

In the final scene of this segment, we see Erzsébet, now able to walk with help from a frame, make an unannounced visit to the Van Buren mansion. Erzsébet tells everyone present at a dinner that Van Buren is an evil rapist which leads Harry to knock Erzsébet over in defending his father's honour, though Maggie (Harry's sister, played by Stacy Martin) helps Erzsébet back to her feet. In all the commotion, the elder Van Buren goes missing and isn't found despite everyone's best efforts.

In the closing chapter of the movie, Szofia and her daughter wheel in a now incapacitated Laszlo to an architectural conference celebrating Laszlo's work over the decades where Szofia gives a speech indicating that Laszlo designed the Van Buren centre to resemble the Buchenwald and Dachau camps where both he and his wife were held during WW2.

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Yikes! This movie encompasses some pretty heavy subject material - drug addiction, the persecution of Jews, the struggles of fitting in post-immigration, male-on-male sexual assault, and more.

It's a very deep story, and as a production, it is fantastic. A-plus. Top of the line. The movie was nominated for ten Oscar nominations and won three for Best Actor (Brody), Best Original Score and Best Cinematography - beaten out for Best Picture and Best Director by Sean Baker and Anora - so it's definitely a quality production. And no surprise Adrien Brody got Best Actor - he is one of the best in this generation - in fact, I can't think any other actor alive today that could do the role of Laszlo Toth any justice.

However, for as magnificent a production as this is and how deep and profound the story was, I found that the actual drama points are few and far between. This movie is certainly not an edge-of-your-seat thrill ride - it's slow in parts, jumps years at a time at some points, and if you've been involved with construction projects in any way, this movie may bring back horrible memories.

Which makes me wonder if The Brutalist needed to be three hours-something? I'm going to say no. And while this wasn't a book-to-movie adaptation, directors still need to be judicious about what is an isn't included in a film. I knocked points off of Anora for its pacing and spacing isues, and I'm going to knock points off this movie as well.

Some other observations:

The use of Hungarian - this is not a language that gets a run in western cinema, so whoever decided that Hungarian would be the main non-English language, props for the bravery! And on this matter, it turns out that AI was used in the ADR to really give life and depth to the Hungarian accent used by the actors. I'm not too bothered by this, personally - I mean, CGI is used all the time in big-budget films and no-one says a peep about that.

It's also good to see a level of sexuality between husband and wife on-screen. Something rarely seen in movies nowadays. And on that track, the fact that if there was sexual contact between Harry and Szofia, it was implied and not shown - a classy touch.

The heroin addiction storyline that plays out throughout the movie is an interesting one that adds to the struggle Toth is going through.

I had a chuckle when Audrey mentions Laszlo's nose. Adrien Brody's nose is quite a prominent feature at the best of times, and turns out that a make-up artist thought it was a prosthetic.

All up, The Brutalist is a magnificent film - a definite Best In Class. My final rating for this movie is 4.5, which is the result of points deductions for pacing.


STAR RATING: 4.5/5






Saturday, June 13, 2026

Talk To Me (2022 film)

Category: Teen supernatural horor

Directed by: Danny and Michael Phillippou

Similar to: Hereditary, It Follows

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I avoided this movie for a while because the name of this movie is very similar to a software application I support at my work whose implementation and support have caused me headaches - to the point that merely typing the title of this movie reminds me of said work, the last thing I want while I am on annual leave and watching movies.

But once again, I am also guilty of cutting off my nose to spite my face by delaying watching this - this movie turned out to be quite decent! I'll get into my full thoughts after a plot run-down, but if you're a fan of movies like Hereditary and It Follows, you'll also like this one.

The other thing to note is that this is another high-profile horror movie to be filmed in South Australia as The Babadook and Snowtown were filmed there as well. Maybe South Australia is competing with Tasmania to be the horror capital of Australia - God knows South Australia has some skin in the game on that front, to the point that Top Gear once famously quipped:

"Being home to serial killers, and sharks, and probably also serial-killing sharks, and heavy rain, Adelaide is thus a grand place to drive away from."

The plot:

The movie begins at a large teenage house party and we follow Cole (Ari McCarthy) who is in a rage trying to find his brother Duckett (Sunny Johnson). Duckett, as it turns out, has locked himself in a bedroom whose door Cole smashes down. Leading his brother out and castigating everyone present for filming his meltdown on their phones, Cole turns around and is suddenly stabbed by his brother who then proceeds to fatally stab himself.

Saturday, May 30, 2026

Choose Or Die (2022 film)

Category: Supernatural horror with sci-fi leanings.

Directed by: Toby Meakins

Feels like: Jumanji meets The Ring meets Pixels

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I honestly didn't know what to expect when I saw this come up as an option on my streaming service, except that it was only 84 minutes. A sense of relief came over me that it wasn't no 3.5 hour epic like The BrutalistThere's nothing wrong with Hollywood epics - some of them are my favourite movies - but there's just something about the 90-minute format that is comforting. Like being under a thick blanket on a cold night while you tuck into a bag of snacks.

And horror movies - you should know by now I loves me a good horror movie.

So is Choose Or Die, a 2022 effort directed by Toby Meakins, a good horror movie? Find out after the plot recap!

The plot:

The opening scene sees Laura (Kate Fleetwood) berating her son Gabe (Pete McHale) about an unspecified, but serious incident as there are mentions of police involvement. The two eventually bemoan how the dad of the family, Hal (Eddie Marsan) is uninvolved in family affairs due to his electronic gadget obsession in his "man cave". We then see Hal shut the door and start up a text-based computer game called CURS>R on an old green phosphour CRT screen.

Saturday, May 16, 2026

M3GAN 2.0 (2025 film)

Category: sci-fi action-comedy

Directed by: Gerard Johnstone

Similar to: M3GAN

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The first M3GAN movie inspired memes and trends and had a top-notch marketing campaign behind it. The sequel, M3GAN 2.0? I didn’t even know it actually existed, let alone had a theatrical run and was now on streaming - though that could just be because I am busy living my life while reviewing other movies. As luck would have it, I just happened to find this available on my streaming service, so being a glutton for punishment, I hit play and grabbed my coffee.

Looking at the box office figures, the first M3GAN movie raked in $180M from a $12M budget - a clear financial success, even though it wasn't exactly Citizen Kane - whereas the interwebs tells me that the sequel has grossed only $40M or so from a $25M budget. Yikes! 

Will M3GAN 2.0 be up there with Citizen Kane instead, despite the box office loss? Let's find out after a plot recap!

Plot:

The movie begins near the Turkiye/Iran border where a woman has been captured attempting to sneak into a clandestine facility. She is executed at gunpoint and her body brought inside. We suddenly cut to a group of men in a military briefing room being given a presentation of a live view from inside said clandestine facility when the defence secretary comes in, angry that a military operation is being conducted without her knowledge. The presenter placates her by stating they're not conducting an operation - they're merely lending experimental US military equipment for someone else's operation (totally legit, right!). Suddenly, the person that had been executed previously reanimates in classic M3GAN style and it becomes apparent we are seeing a lifelike android carry out a command to rescue a particular scientist being held captive. However, the android starts ignoring orders, executes the scientist and extricates canisters of toxic nerve gas.

Saturday, May 2, 2026

Apocalypse Now (1979 film)

Category: War drama/book-to-movie adaptation

Directed by: Francis Ford Coppola

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In keeping with the military theme around ANZAC Day, given my last review was for The Water Diviner, I'll now review another military-themed movie, but this time a little more dark and serious...

I watched Apocalypse Now for the first time back when I was in high school and was tasked to write a report about it. There wasn't much compunction about letting the older kids/young adults studying a quite mature film since it was final year, and it was either this, or To Kill A Mockingbird. And goddammit, I wanted some action! Little did I know all those years ago that I was actually writing a book report by-proxy, the book in question being Heart Of Darkness by Joseph Conrad about a man who travels up a river on behalf of an ivory trading company in Belgian-controlled Congo and witnesses large-scale depravity. Change a few details, modernise it to be a reflection on a highly unpopular war and voila, an old story is new again.

I appreciated this movie as being fairly decent when I first saw it all those years ago and noticed it has made numerous "must watch before you die" lists, so I wanted to re-watch this with mature eyes - to see if it stood the test of time.

From the initial 1979 release, two subsequent versions were created - Redux and Director's Cut. However here, I'll only be reviewing the standard theatrical cut. Redux adds scenes to the standard cut, and then Francis Ford Coppola went and added yet more scenes to create the Director's Cut which removed some scenes from Redux. Can't wait for the Mega-Ultra-Redux-Director's Cut-5-Hour-Marathon edition…

The plot:

The movie follows Capt. Ben Willard (Martin Sheen) who we see alone on a bed in a Saigon hotel room dealing with the mental demons from his previous Vietnam deployments and his inability to adjust to life back home. He is suddenly visited by military escorts and summoned to appear before higher-ups who have a mission for him. The mission (should he choose to accept it) is to "terminate, with extreme prejudice" the command of Colonel Walter Kurtz (Marlon Brando), a brilliant soldier who has decided to separate from the US forces and now has his own private militia in Cambodia that worship him as a god.

Saturday, April 18, 2026

The Water Diviner (2014 film)

Category: Australian wartime drama

Directed by: Russell Crowe

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The timing of this movie review is somewhat fortuitous - ANZAC Day is a week away, so now is a good a time as any to publish my review of the 2014 World War I drama, The Water Diviner.

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Some of you may be familiar with the term deus ex machina, a literal translation of the phrase "god from the machine" and this term is used in literature or performance art to describe a contrived and/or unrealistic solution to a problem the plot presents. 

Some examples of this phenomenon you might be familiar with include Lord Of The Rings where the Great Eagles appear out of nowhere to take Frodo and Samwise out of Mordor once the ring has been destroyed - despite not being part of the plot at any previous stage. The aliens in War Of The Worlds suddenly die because of…bacteria. In Sicario 2, Bernicio Del Toro's character somehow survives a point-blank gun shot to the head. And the convoluted plan to stab The Creeper with a weather vane somehow works out in Jeepers Creepers: Reborn - these are all deus ex machina. Now, while a bit of DeM isn't a death-knell for a movie, you have to keep in mind that if you're going to employ an improbable resolution to a plot point, just don't take the piss.

And why "god of the machine", you may ask? Because performers who played the gods in the dramas of old would be lowered down into a scene by winches or ropes (machines) to do their god thing.

So why am starting off a movie review with a description of an obscure Latin phrase? Because there is one specific scene in the 2014 war-time drama movie The Water Diviner, starring and directed by Russell Crowe, where the deus ex machina was so egregious that not only was the piss being taken, but my bladder was being absolutely violated.

Saturday, April 4, 2026

Primate (2025 film)

Category: Animal horror/teen horror.

Directed by: Johannes Roberts

Similar to: Cujo

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I don't usually watch movies in the cinema. Partly because of cost (of both tickets and refreshments), partly because of the convenience of streaming and partly because not all movies are cinematic experiences. However, my teenage son wanted to go see this, we found discounted tickets and so off we went.

I went in with low-to-middling expectations - the first sign that I should be worried was the fact that when we bought our tickets, we could pick literally anywhere in the cinema to sit indicating that there was low demand to see this. Once the movie started proper, there was a total of twelve people seated, including a pair of middle-aged women - a scenario that struck me as incredibly strange. Undeterred, I kept an open mind and decided the quality of the work should speak for itself. 

Now, the only burning question remaining: is this movie about a hominid ape or a high-ranking Catholic bishop?

The plot:

Lucy (Johnny Sequoyah) returns home to Hawaii alongside her friends Kate (Victoria Wyant), Hannah (Jess Alexander) and Kate's older brother Nick (Benjamin Cheng) and is reunited with her father Adam (Troy Kotsur, but I could have sworn was Gary Sinise) and younger sister Erin (Gia Hunter). Adam is an author and animal conservationist, and his recently deceased wife was a professor of linguistics who had taught their pet chimpanzee Ben (Miguel Torres Umba in a physically-demanding role) to communicate by using sign language and a sound board.

The Brutalist (2024 film)

Genre: Historic drama epic Directed by: Brady Corbet ---- I hestitated for a very long time before deciding to start this movie. I've al...