Category: Documentary
Directed by: Brett Ratner
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There's an old saying from Madame de Stael that goes:
In life, one must choose between boredom or suffering.
In light of that, shall I add, that on the very rare occasion, life gives you both at the same time.
With this in mind I bring you my review of Melania, a documentary film released earlier in 2026 that chronicles three particular weeks in the life of current United States First Lady Melania Trump in the lead-up to the January 2025 inauguration of her husband, Donald Trump.
Just to make clear - I'm reviewing this as a film watcher and keeping any thoughts about US president Trump or his administration, be they positive or negative, aside. If you're after a Trump-bashing exercise, this isn't it.
But even as a film watcher, I have some fairly strong opinions which I want to get to, so let's get into a plot recap first:
There honestly isn't much of a plot or a story here.